When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.
"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"
by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003
Get the parking your lunchmug. The chaviest end of leeds, full of wannabe road men acting bad with their cigs, a wkd tracksuit and some nike toe bangers, council estateeee, might see a few needles, eep foreverrr.
by eepchav November 29, 2018
Get the East End Parkmug. Jim: "Hey chris did you get that trailer park suitcase for me?"
Chris: "Hell yea man, it's sittin in the back of big sierra."
Chris: "Hell yea man, it's sittin in the back of big sierra."
by trailer park suitcase March 30, 2011
Get the Trailer Park Suitcasemug. Items the garbage truck won’t take, like tires, motor oil, Hazardous Materials are loaded into the car trunk, back of the mini van or pick-up truck, then driven to the parking lot of usually a big box retailer (Caution must be used as video surveillance is being used to watch for this kind of activity) and then covertly deposited usually by a light pole. Lean the tires against the pole, set the milk jugs of oil around the perimeter of the pole along with the cans of paint.
Neighbor 1: The fuckin’ garbage men won’t take those old tires off my deuce and a quarter.
Neighbor 2: Yea they don’t take none of that shit, you gotta roll by Home Depot and do the Parking Lot Recycler!
Neighbor 2: Yea they don’t take none of that shit, you gotta roll by Home Depot and do the Parking Lot Recycler!
by The CLE Steamer May 12, 2009
Get the Parking Lot Recyclermug. Awesome t.v. series from Canada. The series is set around a made up trailer park called Sunnyvale in Nova Scotia. Main characters include: Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, J-Roc, Mr. Lahey, Randy, Corey & Trevor, Lucy and Sarah. A true Canadian cultural classic.
Trailer Park Boys - Ricky and Trevor
Trevor: Check out this ladybug Ricky...
Ricky: That's not a ladybug, it's a cannepillar
Trevor: Will it work?
Ricky: No it wont work - I need ladybugs..
Trevor: Do you want it in the box?
Ricky: No, what I want is for you to give me two smokes right now because your so fuckin stupid
Trevor: Check out this ladybug Ricky...
Ricky: That's not a ladybug, it's a cannepillar
Trevor: Will it work?
Ricky: No it wont work - I need ladybugs..
Trevor: Do you want it in the box?
Ricky: No, what I want is for you to give me two smokes right now because your so fuckin stupid
by theturtl3 March 4, 2007
Get the Trailer Park Boysmug. When someone parks in a manner that:
1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.
2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.
3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.
4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.
5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.
6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.
7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.
8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.
9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.
2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.
3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.
4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.
5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.
6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.
7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.
8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.
9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
That douchebag in the Corvette parked sideways across two handicapped spots, and obviously he has no placard or handicapped plate. THAT is truly how you park like a fuckhead.
by viraltruths October 5, 2021
Get the Park like a fuckheadmug. by NCJT May 19, 2016
Get the trailer park goateemug.