Limpdick Hat

The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).

"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."

by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012

Hat Throw

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.

p1: Hey man, i had sex with jessica alba last night.

p2: hat throw!

by N8H January 17, 2009

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

High Level Hat Trick

The act of blowing a load in a woman's anus then vagina and then mouth in 3 separate times in a 24hour period.

" yo I scored a High Level Hat Trick on my sexy gf today. And she took it like a champ she's definantly a keeper."

by SJD October 24, 2012

black nike hat

A female owning or proudly wearing her Black Nike Hat tends to posses elite knob gobbling abilities far beyond those without such a cap.

“She look like the type a girl to wear a black Nike hat.”
“You know that black Nike hat a badge of honor for that exceptional neck.”

by Yung Cabbage April 22, 2022

The Cowboy Hat Rule

The cowboy hat rule is simple, really; You steal the hat, you ride the cowboy!

"Well, pretty lady. Since you done made off with my hat, I don't suppose you're against following the cowboy hat rule." He said mischievously.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024

Elodan's Hat

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.

That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.

by Rex Press November 22, 2010