Anal Beans

When you strain too hard and multiple piles pop out l. Anal Beans

I took a fat shit and now I have anal beans

by Peglessnoodle June 23, 2020

gubbing beans

Scottish slang for taking ecstasy

(Gubbing = eating) (beans = pills)

What’s wee Calum been up to recently?

“Fuck all but gubbing beans and listening to techno”

by oat milk jones November 16, 2019

Bean Grill

The act of either, beating the absolute shit out of your wife, or pleasuring her

"I just bean grilled my wife"

by Thegayestchinkintheworld October 22, 2022

bean job

a bean job is a like a hand job but with beans

give him a bean job

by flatfish87 May 11, 2018

burnt beans

(n.) Woman who has been permanently ruined by a black cock

Sean: What happened with you and Carli?
Justin: I found out she banged Devonte.
Shane: You cant do anything with burnt beans but throw them away. Good for nothing.

by nwordplease January 14, 2021

Vanilla Bean

Someone who has remarkably boring sex

He is such a vanilla bean, I get so bored.

by Ktisgay June 3, 2018

butter beans

a sex term; when your partner melts butter and spreads it on your ballsack and starts to suck on them.

last night me and my girlfriend tried this new technique called butter beans

by SPMG February 16, 2018