Rizz muffin

A very smarty and aquired person with good ways of talking to the opposite sex / or same

Keely is a rizz muffin

by rizzzmuffin January 11, 2025

Muffinitis

Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded

Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions

by christobal_de_florida August 3, 2010

Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.

Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.

by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Stud Muffin

A man who is intended to hang around with a lesbian couple, often bakers. He also is particularly muscular and sexually active.

George is a stud muffin, and works with the cakeslags.

by Joe diddy March 31, 2025

muffin crier

somone who is always complaining.

dont be such a muffin crier.

by ryan watt April 21, 2005

front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 1, 2010

Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.

You Fucking Muffin

by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019