lemony muffin

The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.

If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.

by Mark Quincy January 01, 2012

stink muffin

Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.

“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”

“I literally just took a shower man.”

by yoyo +++ October 22, 2022

guilt muffin

When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.

Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.

by Dack Attack April 11, 2016

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 14, 2022

Troll Muffin

1.) An incrdebly attractive man!

2.) A nickname for someone you like/Love!.

Or

3.) Someone you can't stand

He's such a troll muffin 😍

by Amber143420 June 16, 2018

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 28, 2023

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 25, 2017