it’s simply the truth. he has the most humongous cock that everything around him shakes as he walks bc his cock is basically getting dragged on the floor. it’s so big. please slap me with it im begging you.
nctzen 1: have you seen taeil’s bbl update? like mmm good gosh darn it he can get it anytime.
nctzen 2: nctzen 1 please stop being so white. you don’t to gaze at taeil’s monster cock monster lovingly as you think about life and why your gf left you.
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nctzen 2: nctzen 1 please stop being so white. you don’t to gaze at taeil’s monster cock monster lovingly as you think about life and why your gf left you.
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Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.
"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"
"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."
MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.
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