Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

Mike

He gets confused sometimes but that's not his fault. He'll bring up the energy In any room and will make your day better.

Jay: Yo i just high-fived mike!
Sofia: yo, what the fuck! Where is that rapscallion!

by IcJUG February 22, 2022

MiKing

MiKing is a mysterious 5'10,150lbs black teen with a lust for money, physical strength, and to escape and build a new life presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari (Magic) who plans to take his last name in marriage within the next 5 years. He is the son of a man who went to prison in 2018 for a bank robbery in Saint Louis and the younger cousin of rising NFL star Tershawn

💀you act like fucking Miking

by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021

Mike Cornelisse Effect

The Mike Cornelisse effect is a commonly known effect in algebra where for each Mike a Cornelisse must follow. Due to the nature of Mike Cornelisse an infinite amount of Mike can be created in between Mike and Cornelisse, causing the amount of Cornelisse to also increase towards infinity. This results in a sentence of infinite Mikes followed by infinite Cornelisses

Person 1: 'Hey did you hear about the Mike Cornelisse effect?'

Person 2:'Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse'

Person 3:'Oh no, he is going to Mike Cornelisse infinity'

by NotMikeCornelisse December 1, 2024

munna mike

A real nigga who will feed the block. Hood savior

munna mike saved me and i am forever grateful!

by feelitintheair97 November 22, 2021

Mike Dunn

Quite a man, loves his Nintendo (especially in more personal ways) a bit of a living meme

Mike Dunn

by Tallasaur November 29, 2018

Mike Pence'd

The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."

by proton_800 November 9, 2021