skinny juice

otherwise known as water. you can consume it and become a sKiNnY LeGeNd like our queen raini rodriguez by drinking it

person 1: hey person 2! what are you drinking?
person 2: oh, just some skinny juice
person 1: yum

by thestoryof_hArRyPoTtEr May 28, 2020

Hump juice

The grease from a camel burger.

I got hump juice in my eye!

by incraigulous September 28, 2019

juice the poon

If you dont know what is is your name is probably Isaac. Virg

Isaac cant juice the poon

by JAbby134 May 22, 2020

Juice Kazoo

When you fart a high pitched sqeaky and a thin stream of liquid filth shoots into your undies.

"Dude, I tried farting on Bill, but all I got was the ol' juice kazoo. I'm never living this down."

by 3stinkpinkdrink January 11, 2021

Kooky Juice

A slang term for alcohol. Usually a strong liquor or juice heavy cocktail. Causes extreme pollution of the brain.

That boy is on that kooky juice.

by phantomofthedictionary August 8, 2022

stoopid juice

alcohol

Alcohol has neurotoxins. Neurotoxins cause brain damage. So, alcohol is Stoopid juice.

by jellyjem September 11, 2011

Lightning Juice

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip

Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

by Meissparta May 18, 2021