An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."
Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017
Get the Texas Cake Housemug. a good response to where. make them nibbas cry.
(usually said with a nibba accent. Best effects when accompanied with a creepy smile.)
synonyms
YOUR mom's house
Yo MAMA'S house
Yo mom's STREET
etc. etc.
noice eh?
thats yo daily dose of urban dicks
courtesy of nanga nepali. urf Gucci
(usually said with a nibba accent. Best effects when accompanied with a creepy smile.)
synonyms
YOUR mom's house
Yo MAMA'S house
Yo mom's STREET
etc. etc.
noice eh?
thats yo daily dose of urban dicks
courtesy of nanga nepali. urf Gucci
Hey, jack, where you been?
Yo mom's house.
Where do you think you're going??
Yo mom's house.
Where'd you come from?
Yo moms house.
Where is the dumpster?
yo moms house
Where do they store so many mcpuffs?
yo moms house.
I said it once to a teacher so don't argue.
Yo mom's house.
Where do you think you're going??
Yo mom's house.
Where'd you come from?
Yo moms house.
Where is the dumpster?
yo moms house
Where do they store so many mcpuffs?
yo moms house.
I said it once to a teacher so don't argue.
by SNUBBED June 23, 2019
Get the yo mom's housemug. Having sex in a body of water of less than 5 degrees Celsius resulting in shrinking of the penis causing an unpleasant orgasm.
by Yukondaddy February 8, 2021
Get the Yukon pump housemug. To beat an oppenent hands down with out much effort. An undisputed victory. See like it aint no thing
by John Y November 19, 2003
Get the school house rockedmug. When you are chubby and think you look nice on TikTok. Outside of tiktok, they are a couch potato who sits there eating Pringle’s until 2am binge watching Spongebob.
Marry: “Your a Diabetic Squidward House”
Isaac: “ what do you mean?” * asks while binge watching Spongebob *
Marry: “My case Is closed”
Isaac: “ what do you mean?” * asks while binge watching Spongebob *
Marry: “My case Is closed”
by Badkitty May 21, 2019
Get the Diabetic Squidward Housemug. by My House Man February 22, 2020
Get the My House Manmug. by Oneeyedpony September 18, 2015
Get the hot house pimpmug.