Human

Morons.

Humans are morons.

by RCH8QRIUOICRHCUILREHULA August 16, 2022

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Humanity

:A smart program once said

"Human kind are a disease"

Humanity is like cancer in a body or smith in the metrix it's has done it's job but when it's suposed to die it doesn't listen.

by Program Smith June 12, 2019

Human Cigarette

When one person’s hair is set on fire whilst getting there toes sucked

1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”

by Big Muh Fuggin Eaf April 6, 2021

A human

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk

Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee

by Random-memer April 4, 2022

Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Human BAEblade

When you rip anal beads out of bae as fast as possible while shes hunched over on her knees on an oiled floor to spin her around.

Dude, I turned her into a human baeblade last night

by Xenorak January 11, 2019