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Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.
"I fucking hate humans" -Earth
by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023
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Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit
Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."
by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023
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Corporate humanization

A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.
all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.
by jai_ June 1, 2023
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Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."
"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"
by Poopoo Consumer June 1, 2023
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HuMaN

HuMaN is epic
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Chop of a Human

When an individual is absolutely disgusting in any way shape or form
That chick is so hein she is a literal chop of a human
by Chooch_Inspired June 17, 2023
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human

/ˈhju.mən/, ˈçju.mən, -mn̩
Also known as homo sapiens, humans are a species of primate who have evolved for 200 thousand years yet still kill each other for practically no reason at all.
Guy 1: Humans are a disgrace to this planet.
Guy 2: real
by nicthenerd June 9, 2024
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