golden team

A team that thinks they are super capable but in reality they can't even wipe their own butthole

Golden Team is the best team to be on we get all the work done, recognize me senpai uwu

by blacklightperson March 30, 2023

Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023

Golden Retriever

Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.

And shits.

In BUSHES

Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"

by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023

Golden Musket

The act of performing homosexual oral sex on two men

Did you hear about oly? He gave two guys a golden musket at the party last night

by pistol mike January 19, 2023

Golden retriever

1. Type of dog, usually a bit wild but wholesome, a bit dumb, but nice

2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is

Friend 1: "Wow Brandon is so chaotic and nice"
Friend 2: "Yeah, he is such a Golden retriever"

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Golden-Ruleism

A form of Voluntaryism or Voluntarism. The idea of Golden-Ruleism is that all transactions and interactions must be voluntary. Golden-Ruleism believes that a government can be voluntary, only holding up the popular moral principle "The Golden Rule". If you treat someone how you wouldn't want to be treated, or more specifically, how the majority of people want to be treated (This is to specify for people who don't understand how other people feel or hate themselves), the government holds this as illegal and can detain you. This relates to Voluntaryism because of the idea of being detained is fine, as long as the wrongdoer used coercion intentionally on another person. Golden-Ruleism just specifies that rather than blatantly saying "Voluntary actions", laws must be made based on whether the majority of people would like the same thing so happen to them.

The ideology of Golden-Ruleism is the backbone of a majority of governments, and is the only necessary restriction of human ability and action.

Golden-Ruleism is a useless daydream, never to be achieved.

by TheVoluntaryRadical February 11, 2023

Golden Retriever

A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.

“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”

“I need a golden retriever like that!”

by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023