French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

french dyke

sybille foucart

Many Europeans wish they were a french dyke

by pootiluv45 July 7, 2019

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

French Montana

Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.

Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?

Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

French Megazord

A sex move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her pussy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the Tazmanian Devil

I hit that bitch with the French Megazord

by BootyAsss October 9, 2016

French

a very bad language that those who attempt to learn will fail, because it is too fancy for the human mind.

I can't do my French work. what do you mean that means no xbox for a week?

by Croldfish November 12, 2020