FMP

Finger my pussy

He said smd in response I said fmp

by Dena915 February 28, 2020

fmag

pronounced "F mag" means fit middle aged guy

"Damn that guy's such an fmag

by Hhnfweiuhnwerviuhneffouhnefva March 26, 2020

FMS

FLIP MY SHIT
When you’re on the verge of a breakdown and you warn everyone around you it could get messy fast and you might snap

Billy: Bro are you okay?
Josh: Idk man that song is hot I might fms and go fw Sarah
Billy: Do it bro

by brain0987 April 18, 2020

fmomc

Future Mother of My Children

Damn, she's so hot, she's the fmomc (pronounced PHMOMK)

by dr00shie July 8, 2020

FMTL

FMTL is the abbreviation for Fuck My Time Line. Just as you might use FML to end a story about how annoying your personal life is, apply FMTL when discussing annoying stories about current events, politics, etc.

I really thought that our politics had gotten to maximum absurdity, and now Kanye is running for the White House. FMTL.

by pilcrow5 July 22, 2020

fmhutbalt

fmhutbalt meens with no pants and in a clown costume

fuck me i got fmhutbalted at the circus

by titty honker June 2, 2020

Fmh

Fuck me hard

Leo:fmh

Shanice: ok you coming or I come !!!

by Dineth lord June 21, 2020