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Donkey fever

Verb tense: When, in the course of a poker game, betting and raising reaches a fever pitch. All rational thought among poker players ceases to exist and 7♧4♧ becomes a Premium hand. Drugs, alcohol and monkey-tilt create an atmosphere of sick action i.e. donkey fever.
At 3am, 4 or 5 players were all-in every hand, it was pure Donkey Fever
by Don Key IIII September 28, 2020
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Donkey Show

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!
by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011
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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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Donkey

A term of endearment to s friend or a homie
Yo Bruce whats good Donke

Aye whats good Donkey what u doin

You get it
by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019
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Donkey

1. The animal that can kick you in the ball really hard
2. The word that your mom uses as a PG word
(When you're in the car and your mum gets mad)
Mom: Fuck you, ya asshole
You: Mom, could you please use some better language. You're in front of a kid.
Mom: Ok, how 'bout I use some better words like: Sex you, you donkey hole. They're all synonyms, ya piece of shit.
You: (leaves the chat)
Mom:
by IFuckedYOurMOom February 10, 2020
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Donkey orgy sleepover

A sleepover party involving violent mass intercourse where participants are dressed as donkeys.
Toryn had a great time at the donkey orgy sleepover
by EEAAWW December 3, 2021
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liquor donkey

A member of a rowdy group of adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area who enjoy boozing at graduation parties and family events despite not having any relation to the owners of the home.
Son: Ah shit dad did you invite those liquor donkey boys.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.
by Yungchiefswag July 30, 2017
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