December 22

December 22nd is the day were hoes are born

If you were born in December 22nd you are a hoe

Omg! You are born in December 22?

You are a hoe

by Queenclau November 2, 2019

December 1st

NATIONAL SEND NUDES TO YA DUDE DAY ~ you send nudes to ya best guy friend. It strengthens friendships across the land.

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: No, what day is it?
Me: It’s December 1st!
You: Oh shit, already? Alright check your inbox ;)

by Biggie Smalle December 1, 2019

December 11

Bully anyone that is shorter than yourself

Hey it’s December 11 let’s bully Ariel she’s short!

by Dr Pepper and m&m December 11, 2019

No Dick December

Girls ain't get no dick during december so boys dont feel bad about no nut November.

Girl: I want dick
Girl 2: Oop its no dick december so thats a no no

by Normal_AMS_Teen November 4, 2019

December 25

December 25 is the birthday of my cat peaches 🐱 she's the best most beautiful and fat cat someone could ever have Shes amazing and everyone diserves to know!!

Me: hey ya know what day it is
Them: Christmas? December 25?
Me: no its my cats birthday you dingle!

by onvonnvmeicn November 9, 2019

december 16

annoy the shit out of your crush day

girl:hey
boy: huh
girl: hey

boy: your weird

well its december 16

boy: that makes more sense, i like you to btw ;)

by stinky69.420 December 13, 2019

December 31

if you were born on december 31 your a jerk

you: its my birthday!!
me: december 31?
you:yes!
me: no wonder your a jerk!

by literal genius January 7, 2021