2's Day 

2/22/2022, this day date has a bunch of 2's in it. Coincidentally, it is a Tuesday.
Tuesday=Twosday=2'sday

2's day is when the world will annihilate itself with the antimatter version of Earth and start the Universe again. Restarting on 2's day again, and again, and again, etc.

2's Day by The 2s day anarchist April 20, 2018

valentine's day 

1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).

2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.

1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!

2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.

valentine's day by asdf.what January 28, 2004

Billy Mays Day 

n. an unofficial holiday celebebrated on June 28th in honor of the death of legendary salesman and TV icon Billy Mays. It is customary to wear a blue shirt on this day in memory of Billy, due to his trademark blue shirt that he wore in nearly all his infomercials.

I need to find a blue shirt to wear. Tomorrow is Billy Mays Day.

Billy Mays Day by chris71693 July 8, 2009

girlfriend day

The day that boys give their girlfriends kisses hugs and chocolate to celebrate their girlfriend for being a good girlfriend

Girlfriend day is when you give your girlfriend kisses hugs and make them feel appreciated

girlfriend day by Coconut & hibiscus October 12, 2019

slay the day 

When you are having a really good day ( maybe you and someone else did it for the first time and you slayed your day with them ) maybe you and a friend slay the day because y’all are so pretty or so cute together.

Ken and Barbie slay the day together

We slay the day because we look so good sis

This tea slays my day

slay the day by Mad_dog_06 April 14, 2019

Go skate day 

A Day where skaters all ditch school or work and go skate, they also draw peace signs or the front of their baord in aid of world peace.

Skater 1: Tommorow is go skate day.
Skater 2: Yeah were ditching school and going skating!

Go skate day by Buckley September 28, 2007

Good Dick Day 

Good Dick Day, or GDD is the uncontrollable size of your dick when you wake up, or when you finish working out, swimming etc. On a good day you have a nice shaft, with an enlarged head, on a bad day you have a shriveled up sleeve of excess skin surrounding a little moles head.

Mmmm I'm not going streaking like this, I'm not having a Good Dick Day.

I think I'll change in the shower cubicle, today isn't a Good Dick Day.

Skinny dipping? Hell yeah, I can feel I'm having a good Dick Day!

Good Dick Day by Siff Bachelor January 27, 2012