alarm cock

Also see: Dirt Rooster

When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"

Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.

Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"

"That bitch kept hitting the snooze button, so I had to wake her up with the Alarm Cock!"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

cock weight

the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schlong.

"mate you're a fat shit"
"nah dude its all cock weight

by Glavič1 April 6, 2011

cock slap

When a male human uses his penis to slap someone. Usually done at full length, but not completely stiff to allow for a whipping action. Commonly used against passed out victums. (Can be slightly painful for the slapper, but the comic effect is usually worth it)

Did you get cock slapped last night? You have a mushroom bruise on your cheek.

If you don't shut up I am gonna cock slap you in your sleep.

by Jaunito September 1, 2006

cock tongs

results when a man fails to wash his filthy cock hands after going to the bathroom at a buffet restaraunt. he then touches the disgusting cock-infested door handle before proceeding to the food line, thereby passing off the cockage to the tongs which oftentime get dropped into the food, resulting in 20 cock chicken or other delights.

"get those filthy cock tongs away from my food, or i will beat you with them."

by sharon, ricky's bitch September 30, 2006

jungle cock

a very hairy cock

stop flossing my teeth, shave your jungle cock

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Bobbin for cock

When someone is sitting upright and keeps falling asleep. When their head bobs down and they jerk it back up, it looks like they're giving head. Bobbin for cock.

Joe must have been out late last night, because today in World History he was bobbin for cock.

by lectwistman August 6, 2009

cock guzzler

this is one who swallows cock for a living, forget giving this cock guzzler a beer at a party, he will settle for a nice cock instead.

Jake was a cock guzzler all night, he could have had a jagbomb, but took a giz bomb instead

by terry one love April 25, 2006