caleb

A very useless fat glob that does not do anything in life.

Hey you’re a caleb.

by daholyparrot June 9, 2025

Caldecucks

Human males who live on the opposite side of the Caldecott Tunnel from Oakland, CA. Can be used endearingly or used to suggest that they are a target for having their significant others poached for brief sexual encounters.

“Too bad I have to drive to Concord, however, I enjoy the attention the girlfriends of the Caldecucks offer me.”

“Are you Caldecucks ready to rock tonight?” (Commonly heard at the Concord Pavillon)

by JamesTChonga69GodOf420 July 11, 2025

Cableizer

Another name for a brick/cable

"WHY DIDN'T YOU PLUG IN BE CABLEIZER

by shaodwoz July 27, 2025

Calder

Doing too much

That guys such a Calder

by Hehdhanhdhahdhsj August 20, 2025

Caleb

Biggest cock you’ll ever see, is an actual mad man unafraid of death or pain. May scare you when you first meet him

Did you see that guy named Caleb? He’s terrifying!

by Yananstits August 29, 2025

Caleb Glover

Caleb founder of the group 2760 / 2504

2760 / 2504 is satanist group own by Caleb Glover that's it

by Scott764 September 25, 2025

Calder

DESCRIPTION
Calder is the average sleep paralysis gnome that appears in your nightmare, do not worry as Calder is too short to be able to scare you.

SEEING THE CALDER

If you want to see the Calder in your nightmares, try to stay up at least 42 hours and say "habos, babos, ball" with a ball in your hand ( higher chance of seeing the Calder if its a yellow bouncy ball ) then at "ball" throw the ball at the ground ( once per 4 hour ). The chance of seeing the Calder is possible but EXTREMELY rare but after doing that ritual, it'll be a 50/50 chance of seeing the Calder.

THE CALDERS NOISES
The Calder will normally make the sound from angry birds, that being "RAH-HEENYA" or the scooby-dooby-doo "REHEHEHEHEHE".

VRO IM AVERAGE HEIGHT - My comrade Calder.

Calder is tiny af. B) yuh.

by Boxil_ig October 8, 2025