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Billy bagsagger Johnson

The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.

He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.

Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.

Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.

Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.
by Conflungus mcdrip November 24, 2021
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Billi Bros

Billi Bros are the collection of billionaire bros who, by sole virtue of their wealth, hold outsized direct or shadow control over the Trump 2.0 Administration. Elon Musk, who is younger, smarter, and far richer than Trump, is the most prominent of the Billi Bros as of the end of 2024, but Elon is just one of thirteen billionaire bros picked to set policy for the second MAGA coming.
MAGA voter: “Bee HO, Hillary, and Brandon’s commie agenda has destroyed America. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even afford my own pot to piss in. Thank God Trump is back! He will fix everything.”

Kamala voter: “Totally, Dude. With all those Billi Bros in charge, you’ll soon have enough coin to buy your own pot to piss in!”
by Frustrated_Driver December 31, 2024
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Billie bando

Type your definition here...A psycopath who luvs to stay in an abandoned home
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...John is a billie bando!
by 62Skemp September 2, 2022
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Billy goat

You make goat noises and headbutt the butthole while you scoop it out like pudding
Bend her over spread cheeks and lick while making billy goat noises then headbutt the butthole and finish then faint
by Smokeydd July 7, 2023
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Billy je gej

Phrase that shows that billy is gej
Billy má malého pindik, Billy je gej
by Pták November 28, 2021
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billy kelly

has a huge pp and gets al the gals going
by BillyKellyIsABabe November 21, 2019
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Billy

A price of crap that is fat ass shit and has no friends and has hair that looks like fucking Roman noodles.
Billy has a baby carrot on him and in his butt.
by Bob jumbo dick November 13, 2019
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