Pulling an Ashley

The act of responding to a text message in an untimely fashion, long after a socially acceptable window of time has passed since receipt.

Apologies for Pulling an Ashley, I just received your text message from last July that your house was on fire and you were in need of an extinguisher.

by KenFSU May 23, 2023

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the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 3, 2023

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I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

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Abbey Newtown Antler

When two people are having intercourse and the female has a Molotov cocktail taped to either side of her head. The male then proceeds to grab them and shouts IRA quotes whilst he finishes.

Charlie: ‘Busy night?’

Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

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National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.

Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

by calliel41 May 13, 2022

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