Andrew

An alpha male with so much aura that he attracts more bitches than he can handle. The overpopulation of bitches in his DMs are a source of great anxiety and discomfort. The mere concept of his existence shreds the fabric of space-time and makes every woman in a 100-mile radius instantly get wet. He single-handedly caused the number of gay men in the world to double over the past decade.

Holy shit why I am I getting a boner in the middle of class?
It must be the hyper-seductive aura of an Andrew; he is probably nearby.

by anonymous October 20, 2025

Andrew Pelisk

1) A nickname for Bill Plaschke, a sports columnist at the Times since 1996.

2) Often abbreviated as "Peli" or "The big bear"

3) To "pull a Peli" is to stay up all night and sleep all day

1) You're just waking up now? It's 9pm. You're such an Andrew Pelisk. Just "pull a Peli", let's start drinking"

by paynetrain123 December 3, 2009

Andrew

He's your God

Andrew

by N8te November 23, 2021

Andrew

Good person who unrightfully looks down on himself. Likes to play Pokémon Go and help his community with it and his talents. Has two dogs and a pretty kitty shirt.

"Andrew has to walk his dogs."

by SPFre July 27, 2018

paige andrews

hoe

person one: she’s a hoe
person two: yeah her names probably paige andrews

by ilikeurdad6969 November 13, 2019

Keith Andrew

A guy with a huge heart.

That's how Keith Andrew would handle it

by #jennahboyles November 26, 2022

Andrew

Andrew is a pandaroo. He is 2m tall and loves messaging people in the bathrooms when the internet connection isn’t good. He has a foot fetish and loves seeming feet pics and hand pics to people. He has a bestie called wiktor and they are besties for the resties. He loves Pokémon go and is not veery good at maths but tries. He wants to become a midwife so let’s hope his dream comes true

Hello Andrew pandaroo

Andrew:hello
I have a job offer as a midwife for u
Andrew:really sign me up!
Ok, see u soon

by Sexybeast69sussybaka March 4, 2022