Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.

Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.

by GlizzyDoll May 21, 2022

Club Social

It's a white cracker dick party. In some occasions, it's when people randomly throw white crackers at someone's face. In other moments, it's a group circle consisting of several self-propelled sausage fans. Either way, it's a lot of dicks spinning. Or a lot of crackers in the face.

I was on a bus with colleagues, heading back from a nice dinner, when all of a sudden someone initiated a club social. Next thing i know i'm getting hit in the face with some saltine motherfuckers.

by no buenos. May 21, 2022

eyes are social distancing

when someone is cross eyed. describing someone who's cross eyed.

She's cute except her eyes are social distancing..

by Chucks5150chucks5150 August 29, 2022

Social Experiment

An excuse used by YouTube creators to seem Woke while acting like Human Garbage for views.

"wow what an asshole, but I bet he'll tell his subscribers it was a social experiment'

by TheRippedGeek August 24, 2018

Secondhand socialize

Secondhand socialize: Wanting to be around people, but only able to do so through social media.

“Dude, this quarantine sucks. All I do is sit in bed, get fat, and secondhand socialize.”

by T.RexxSr. April 23, 2020

social intention misalignment

Mismatched perceptions or directives made by individuals or groups geared towards other individuals or groups.

There was a large social intention misalignment between Joe and Sally. Sally just didn't want to date.

The social intention misalignment between Russia and the United States had grown out of control. Russian diplomats didn't know how to respond.

Social intention misalignment grew exponentially between sexes, but no one noticed because everyone was trapped in the deception butterfly of technological hypnosis fictitious assumption paradigm causing widespread incremental morale degradation.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

by skatetheramp February 6, 2024