Kevin

To clench one’s buttcheeks

“Why are you kevining right now”

by hamchoi69 February 28, 2022

Kevin

A man that looks like a plastic bag filled with water

Is that Kevin or a carnival prize?

by Blobby blingerton November 23, 2021

Kevin and shayma

Meant to f*cking be, soulmates to the maxxx😂 they love each other so much

Omg that couple is so cute they’re so kevin and shayma

by Vendetta1922 November 24, 2021

Kevin

The most badass guy in your whole school. He is literally a god, he has a godly body. Although he sounds like an Asshole, he is the nicest guy every. He is a top. He will give you roses and chocolates and he will learn Shakespeare rhymes for you. He loves knowledge (If you teach him.). He hides his love in fear his reputation.

Class nerd (you): Omg, look at Kevin. He’s so ducking hot. He will never love me.

by Monna Appison November 4, 2023

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011

Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.

yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*

by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022

Kevin

kevin is not funny. he is average. there’s nothing special about him. he in fact, resorts to instigating to make his life interesting. he will never do his own homework. he is not a leader, he is a follower but not of karol bc he is blocked.

person 1: bro, guess who did the stupidest thing the other day

person 2: i bet it was kevin

by shawtiegotlowlowlowlowlow November 22, 2021