person ∞

person 1: hows it going
person 100000000000000000000000000: decent, but i wonder where person ∞ is
person ∞: hello, you have searched for me, now, its time to kill person 0 who will kill us all

by [insert letter spam here] May 31, 2021

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famous person

A popular or notorious figure who is widely known around the world and is followed by / influenced the lives of millions of people.

Michael Jackson and Jesus Christ are widely regarded as the two most famous people of all time. And influenced the lives of billions of people globally. It’s said that in any part of the world people will know the name “Michael Jackson” or “Jesus Christ” even in uncontacted tribes in the Amazon. Jackson is so famous that if you google “most isolated island on earth” you’ll get a place where he has his own tribute artist and everyone knows who he is and listens to his music. Hitler is also a extremely famous person but on the opposite side of the spectrum, unlike Michael Jackson or Jesus whose name spreads through idolation and the personification of good, unity and popularity. His name spreads for being the personification of evil, he is the most infamous person. Two different kinds of fame

by K1ra July 11, 2024

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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.

“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”

by Girldick May 23, 2025

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