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Pizza

The holy food.
Worker: Hello welcome to pizza hut. what would you like?
Customer: The holy food, with sausage, please.
by rraaee February 23, 2017
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Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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Pesto Pizza lovers

One big black monkey said "I want Pesto Pizza lovers" monkey 2 said fuck off black guy
by Bigger Black Monkey March 31, 2025
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Pizza-Hawaii-Theory

It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.
1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?

2. Person: no thats gross

1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!
by User2142069 March 27, 2020
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my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough
My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much
by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023
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Pizza Fritta

ma a cosa si riferiva Innocent quando parlava di Pizza fritta? Boh
by karmacaramba September 23, 2021
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Pizza

No arguement required, the best food in the universe. Personally, it brings me much joy nad satisfaction, so I totally recommend it.
Dude 1: Dude pizza is awesome.

Dude 2: So true, Dude 1.
by Dark Chicken Nugget February 23, 2019
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