Sea Hand

Accidentally ejaculating on your hand making you have Sea hand .

Damn it I have Sea hand/s now!

by Cum_atose October 21, 2019

Scary Hands

Any hand motions performed while wearing a Halloween costume.

She said, "Boo" and busted out the scary hands.

by matt082606 November 2, 2011

Hand Waggle

Hand job

We didn't go all the way, but I got a quick hand waggle in the car.

by Russell Moobs March 19, 2020

nigger hands

nigger hands-autistic dumb af ugly whore

this bitch is nigger hands!!!

by massholeb1tvh May 24, 2019

Check the hands

A phrase meant to indicate that the apparently female subject of a photo or video might in fact be male, with large hands being the tell. It was invented in the Something Awful subforum "Laissez Faire" in 2009. It has since spread to several other online communities, including Badgame Dot Com.

"Girl? Uh, check the hands, dude."

by im a big fag November 9, 2012

hoagie hands

The state and fragrance of one's hands after consuming a delicious hoagie. As a result of eating the hoagie a scent of onions, oil, and meat lingers on one's hands for hours, even days.

Man, I have the worst case of hoagie hands. This happens every time we eat at Sarcone's!

by hoagieface October 23, 2012

hand rubbing

Jerking off with the help of rubbing alcohol. Mostly used by the nursing profession.

Nurse - "I use proper hand rubbing for every patient."

by Nurses November 21, 2013