you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face

random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"

by BreKatOwO March 3, 2021

Zen

Zen is a wonderful person. He is a handsome man especially when he smiles. He is kind in many ways. He is shy but at the same time a very talkative person to people he knew. A very loving person. Zen is always patient, he will wait happily until the day he can finally have something.

Zen is a wonderful person. He is a handsome man especially when he smiles. He is kind in many ways. He is shy but at the same time a very talkative person to people he knew. A very loving person. Zen is always patient, he will wait happily until the day he can finally have something. Meeting and having a Zen in your life will be one of the greatest feelings in the world because he would always want you to be happy and loved. ❤️

by Sugar_Cookie June 8, 2021

Zen

Slang for marijuana joint.

Yo, Could you pass that Zen please?

by Maya Butreeks March 20, 2021

Zen Ride

Being the only person riding a roller coaster.

I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!

by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023

Zen

Zen is a very likeable person. They're very empathetic, wise, and is pretty much the "mom" of all of your friendgroups. With their non-academic judgment is always right, Zen's are some of the best people to have in your life. Very calm. Not the type of person to be a class clown, but will throw down when needed. Most Zen's seem like the perfect person, but in reality, the only reason why theyre so good with advice is because they've been through everything themselves already, but had no one to go to. No shoulder to cry on. So no, Zen isn't really "Zen", but the name gives a "survivor of the battle" type beat.

It seems like Zen is always wearing some kind of crystal? Damn that bitch is always at peace.

by cupcake419096 November 20, 2021

zen-ng

The act, during cunnilingus, where the performers head is directed by the recipient via their sideburns. This maneover only works when the performers sideburns are of an unusualy large proportion.

we were 'zen-ng' last night and I almost lost a side-burn

by Mayonnaise69 July 13, 2010

Zen

Zen can be interpreted in a lot of ways. For some it can mean a relaxed or peaceful state, for others it can be a way to explain themselves. Zen can mean anything for the person who's using it and that's why it is so special.

Hey, I am Zen

by NotJustZen October 15, 2022