Zeke

A funny man, know for his large balls and his abnormally small penis. Has a habit of showing them often and saying, "you wanna hit this before I put it away?" Loves Captian Morgan with coke and is not very good with a beer bong.

Zeke whipped it out and I have to say, it looks like a penis, only smaller.

by already seen them often June 11, 2011

Zeke

A dickhead, who will die of autism when he is 20

Angelina is a zeke

by Ooftydoofty February 19, 2019

zekial

syn. A zoobarf.

"Last night I saw a zekial."
"What?"
"You know, a zoobarf."
"Ohh..."

by Dordris March 30, 2003

Zeke

A ABSOLUTE BEAST

Dang man zeke is a basketball

by Oofie2280 November 5, 2018

zeke

a hillbilly,bumpkin, hick usually ugly,ignorant and uncoordinated

I visited a few college down South and they were filled with Zekes !

by Wizmasta January 3, 2009

zeke

The previous (to today - 02-16-2011) meanings/definitions for this phrase are complete ZEKE !!!! The only definition that came close was #20 -- 'drizzly diarrhea'. I know; I constructed this usage >50 years ago. Zeke = a good shit;
a fine bowel movement; an unusually rewarding and satisfying excremental experience. As in: "I just took an incredible ZEKE and I feel much better"; or, "...please do not hand me that ZEKE; I don't believe you..."; and - "If you don't 'cut the ZEKE' w/me, I'm gonna kick ur ass! ".

As in: "I just took an incredible ZEKE and I feel much better"; or, "...please do not hand me that ZEKE; I don't believe you..."; and - "If you don't 'cut the ZEKE' w/me, I'm gonna kick ur ass! ".

by Howard Fupp March 3, 2011

Zekiel

A dumb nazi saying stuff

Germans: seig heil
David Ducke: Zekiel to hifter

by greyideas get edgy January 21, 2019