Colour your face red

When you embarrass yourself you colour/paint your face red. Red being the colour of embarrassment since people's faces become red when they are embarrassed.

T: "Weather report says it's going to rain soon"
V: "I don't think so, they're never right. Let's go out"
T: "Don't blame me if you colour your face red"
*Starts raining just as we step outside the house*

by Thesander March 5, 2019

Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks

by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019

Get a rake in your face

To get a rake in your face is to be turned down when you ask someone out. When one thinks about it, one would say that the image is good to represent the feeling felt when turned down, which is similar to that of stepping on a rake, it's embarassing and hurts :)

This can said for boys and girls

"did you Ask her out?"
"yeah..."

"and...?"
"It's a rake..."

Or

"He asked her out yesterday but she said no, he got a rake in his face"

Or

"Did you Get a rake in your face with that girl?" "yeah... She said no in front of all her friends it was so embarassing..."

by I love tuna March 28, 2013

balls in your face

A phrase used to express hostility or derision.

She: "You didn't run the dishwasher last night. Again."

He: "How bout I slap my balls in your face?"

by ljak November 23, 2021

go and have a shave but not your face

A derogatory way an individual calls another person hairy in parts other than their facial here.

"Hey ADAM go and have a shave but not your face"

by CHIPSANDSAUCE July 10, 2023

Piss On Your Face

1. The ultimate insult. When you tell someone you piss on their face, it demeans them, makes them feel less human, and essentially tells them that you own them.

2. Requesting for someone to piss on your face makes you a whore or a bitch.

3. In "Wasting My Time" by Default replace, everytime they sing the words "Wasting My Time", replace them with "Piss On Your Face" and you instantly have the Piss On Your Face song.

Mario: Dan, your mother is a whore.
Dan: Don't make me piss on your face Mario.

by Bonez April 13, 2003

your face

Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!

A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."


A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."



Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"

by mott July 19, 2005