Justin Woody 

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful erect penis, a ridiculously huge cock

Dude she totally gave me a justin WOODY

Justin Woody by Woodstok January 2, 2009

cpap woody

The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.

Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass

cpap woody by h0wl1n6w0lf May 10, 2016

Sawdust Woody 

A "Sawdust Woody" is a slang term used to describe a false erection that appears visually idyllic but is actually soft and pliable when examined. It's a "counterfeit erection" that may occur due to various factors such as anxiety, medication side effects, or medical conditions.

*Becky to a friend* Wow, Elrond really ended up having a Sawdust Woody - very disappointing.

Sawdust Woody by ca$h AF April 16, 2023

weather woody 

A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.

When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.

boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection

weather woody by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009

Tiger Woody 

Physical attraction to a single hot young woman by an older married man.

Dude 1: I was working late when she came by my office and now I have a total Tiger Woody for her.

Dude 2: You have a nice family, keep it buttoned up.

Tiger Woody by P. Nathan Puthy December 4, 2009

pop a woody 

To get a boner A.K.A erection when being sexually excited.

Example 1: We kissed and I saw her eyes, and I popped a woody.
Example 2: Don't get excited Daniel! You may pop a woody!

pop a woody by xXiDarkness November 1, 2013

hoody for the woody 

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.

guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."

hoody for the woody by the man with the hoody's December 9, 2008