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wizard shit

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there
by bung the booce October 21, 2014
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Wizard's Brew

A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.
That stuff you got at camp that they called bug juice isn't Wizard's Brew. We promise.
by Austin Baker October 29, 2006
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Wizards Sunday

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday
"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"
by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020
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Random Wizard

fat loser who makes shitty videos
did u see Random Wizard’s video today? it was dog shit!
by stagegoat69 November 6, 2019
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Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013
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Moon Wizard

A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.
That Henry Jensen is a real moon wizard
by The Worst Word Maker March 27, 2015
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Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.
I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014
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