wifi chaser

An individual, often female, who hangs out with and flirts with someone in the hopes of obtaining their wifi password to serve their social media addiction.

Made popular by Bay Area rapper GingerJ.

"Dude, don't trust her. She just wants your wifi."
"Oh shit, yea I heard about an uptick in wifi chasers in the neighborhood recently."

by 4dollarscooter September 8, 2019

CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.

by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020

library wifi

When the connection is Instagram live-video freezing, pixelated, lagging, all around bad.

Brad, your video is freezing, are you on the library WiFi?

by AP17 April 30, 2020

red wifi

the obstacle in online game

My wifi is bad, I am always collecting red wifi.

My ping is above 900+

by maximgaren July 25, 2020

Wifi

When you dubbledongel someone so hard under sex and they become a catalyst for wifi connection.

Omg man, i gave her the dubble dongel yesterday, couldnt figure out the wifi password though.. shame.

by kangaroocash August 26, 2020

Norms' WiFi

When your internet connection is dogshit, just like Norms' WiFi. (If you have ever used Norms' WiFi.)

Man1: Aw dude I just went down to this baby Wraith, he's so bad dude.
Man2: Lmao you got Norms' WiFi dude your connection is so bad.

by doomsday.jpg October 27, 2020

wifies

a minecraft youtuber that is known for having fangirls, if you like wifies then you are known as a simp, made hermitcraft vids but then stoped them for no reason (maybe copyright) steals others vid ideas. only cares about money. great dude though he is cool sometimes

that dude must like wifies

by Pog aka pog October 9, 2020