wheat penis

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.

I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.

by jimbobbibob September 5, 2016

Whett

Slang for "cool." It is typically said in Califorbids.

Damn bruh, that concert was hella cool, whett.

by (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That's whett bruh May 28, 2017

whetzal

The sexiest family I have ever met. Single handedly give licks and make you feel happy. They are godlike!

Those Whetzals are some sexypeople ; Man I love Whetzals!

by Yeranda11 November 23, 2017

wheataboo

Someone who pretends to have wheat intolerance to gain attention, normally this attention can not be gained by their personality so they pretend to have a digestive condition instead.

Gregg -"Ohhh, ahh, guys, Oh guys i cant eat that i have a wheat intolerance."
Everyone else - "fuck off Gregg stop being a wheataboo and eat your pizza"

by Soutty May 10, 2018

Wheat Beans

The most vegan thing a vegan can eat

Me: What’s in that drink Sam?
Sam: Almond milk and wheat beans
Me: You’re the best vegan there is!

by CubeDweller August 29, 2018

whuttin

A synonym for wasn’t

They wanted me to go out tonight but I told them I whuttin going.

by Big Nol August 7, 2019

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019