What the actual fuck? 

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

What the actual fuck? by wanking_at_gunpoint October 8, 2008

what the complete fuck? 

What an individual says when even "what the actual fuck?" doesn't even fit the magnitude of the situation.

what the complete fuck?:
Stranger: "Hey you, what else can you do with your hands other than that?"
Me: "What the complete fuck is wrong with you?"

what the complete fuck? by idrkaidgaf February 1, 2016

FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! 

A line from GTA5 after franklin drives through the front door of Simeon's shop.

"DAAAMMMNNN!!" "FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"

FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! by Pay me more. April 3, 2023

What's the fuck? 

When someone says "What the fuck" and you're not sure what they're on about.

Person 1: What the fuck?!
Person 2: What's the fuck?
Person 1: This weird shit that just happened.

What's the fuck? by Glennicus November 25, 2018

What the spiritual fuck? 

As recently pointed out, "what the fuck" has become commonplace and more vigorous language is sometimes needed to express one's deeper feelings. "What the spiritual fuck" uses the key element of all great art in combining apparently disparate elements into one artistic creation. No one can ever hear "what the spiritual fuck" without stoppiing in her/his physical-linguistic-interpersonal-biological-neuropsychological-artistic-spiritual tracks without thinking a bit.. is that guy serious? How does one integrate "spiritual" with 'fuck" ? As any Christian or Muslim can tell you God and Mary did and "What the spiritual fuck!!!" Who would have guess what the outcome might have been?

"What the spiritual fuck?" My third wife left me, my second ex-wife is taking me back to court, I lost my long-haul trucking license, my medical llicense and my capacity to maintain an erection all in the same week... and besides I just realized... I'm not gay after all... what can I ever tell Mom?

What the spiritual fuck? by TheAlf October 30, 2010

what the flying fuck

1. a phrase used by stupid people who think that they have swag, but obviously don't. 2. also used when you have seen something so fucking ridiculous that you are at a loss for words.

1. Joshua: (falls off his skateboard and breaks his wrist) "what the flying fuck!!!!!!"

2. Samantha: (sees a 5-headed snake) "What the flying fuck is that?! THAT is a disgrace to nature!"

Tommy: "Did you just seriously say what the flying fuck?"

what the flying fuck by legend....wait for it... DARY! April 12, 2014

what the sincere fuck? 

The most incredulous of the wtf's, what the sincere fuck is used asking for clearification of something so fucking terrible it is hard to believe and one using wtsf is often looking to deny its happening or existence in the first place.

Bitch 1: The exam date has been pushed up 'cause of crysler's surgery
Bitch 2: What the sincere fuck??!!!

what the sincere fuck? by Idonfuckwu March 26, 2016