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Ellis is such a wench!!!
by 8453 August 6, 2015
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Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.
Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”
by SoggyNoodle69 June 4, 2023
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Wench

A woman who enjoys moving your GOCK out of the way to sugg ur ginormous cock
look at celery she really is a wench, she moved my gock out of the way to sugg my cock, that's a real Wench.
by James Wantold October 7, 2020
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Soup Wenches

Ladies that line up to bring a dude soup when he's sick.
"I got the covid but I'm ok. Got some soup wenches bringing me supplies."
by OMGDOGSONFIRE! July 5, 2023
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Wrench Wench

Somebody that flirts/sleeps with everybody at a mechanic shop.
Wow dude Sarah is such a wrench wench. She’s down there flirting with Dawson after she spent the night at Joe’s house last night.
by Hermano7 April 5, 2025
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Wench

by Gearcokebumfun January 31, 2020
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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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