weener pumper

A phrase once used by my grandpa, referring to a hotdog.

Come on now, eat your weener pumper!

by ScootyPuff Jr April 16, 2005

Weezered

When you turn a screenshot of someone and turn it into a Weezer album cover.

Adam: *sends pic of him in a blue shirt*

“Hey look at my new shirt i bought.”

Adam’s boyfriend: *screenshots, weezers Adam, and sends picture back*

“Yo you just got weezered!”

by I'mWeirderThenYouThink June 7, 2021

Activity Weekend

A list of crazy/ fun/ daring/ drunken activities to be executed over one insane weekend. Make a list. Check it twice. Have a drunk ass weened, it will be nice.

Examples: Write a rap song, shotgun a tall can, answer a sex ad on Criagslist. You know, the usual.

Yo man what should we do this weekend?

Shit man, I think we should go for an activity weekend.

Epic.

by Activity Weekend October 9, 2009

Weekend immune system

Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.

Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system

by lusciouslucas February 11, 2019

weezer

an alternative rock band, who debuted with their self-titled album, commonly referred to as the blue album, in 1994. their next album, pinkerton, was at first rejected by many, and the ever fickle Rolling Stone named it the worst album of 1996. they later apologized, and the album is now praised by many as being one of the best albums of the last twenty years. weezer, under the leadership of Rivers Cuomo is known for their brilliant ability to write music. they would later release two more albums, the green album, and maladroit. both failed to live up to the name of their predecessors. they recently released another album, make believe, on may 10, 2005.

Dude. Weezer owns. =w=

by hit the lights August 27, 2005

weekend warrior

a person who holds a regular job during the week which restricts their ability to party/go on trips/partake in awesome activities, and thus plans epic weekend adventures to compensate. As much variation and quantity of awesomness is packed into the weekends as physically possible, warranting the rest of the work week to recharge for the next weekend.

Waste of space: Wanna go play beer pong at Douchie's, then pay a cover @ Sleezy's for a crappy DJ and ill-mixed, over-priced drinks?
Weekend Warrior: No, dude. I've got to work OT this week, so I have extra money to fund my weekends this month.
W.O.S.: What? Man, be a loser like me! What are you trying to accomplish on the weekends? I use them to recover from Jaeger binges.
W.W.: Well... I'm takin off early Friday to head south, back pack in to camp out on the ocean with friends, then we're gonna wake up early and snowboard all day at Sick Mt. We'll camp again Saturday night, then I gotta head back north for the bike race on Sunday, which I really have to push, so I can finish in time to shower and change into my dress clothes, pick up the GF, and catch the Opera. It's gonna be another amazingly epic and memorable weekend. You f@#$ing waste of space.
W.O.S.: Oh...maaaaaan. I just s#$t my pants again...

by dildolips mcgeezy March 18, 2010

Weekend Hand

Getting a handjob on the weekend.

Guy 1: Hey bro lets get some weekend hand

Guy 2: I'm down with that bro.

by James Hauge May 2, 2009