Weaksuck Puke

Weaksuck puke describes someone that their actions, abilities, arguments, or positions are so weak and feeble minded that it makes anyone that comes in contact with them want to vomit (puke) profusely. Weaksuck pukes, can be conservative, liberal, atheist, agnostic, bible thumpers. Weaksuck puke has no boundaries.

John is such a weaksuck puke, he drags totally unrelated topics into an argument because he can't discuss the original topic at hand due to his complete lack of knowledge on the original topic.

by MaxiPriest April 28, 2011

Weaksauce

lame, weak, not good, not strong, not hot, easy,

His excuse is weaksauce. His run in X games was so weaksauce. Like after you watch someone do a 540 Mctwist but they sucked at it you say, "Weaksauce."

by BIGMike September 30, 2014

weaky

the lowest of weak, often used as an insulting but true nickname. opposite of swole

omg nick why are you such a weaky? you fucking suck drew.

by peyton solomine August 2, 2017

Webademude

A Webademude is a tiny huggable person. She is a leach and will devour your soul. Run. Never hits a Juul, but gets high off of life (and weed).

Webademude, can I have a hug?

by Jewish Jiggley November 17, 2018

Weak penis

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.

Man, that person is such a weak penis.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020

weak walking

Stumbling way of walking when drunk; Slight bend in the knees

“Don’t look now but that girl is weak walking across the courtyard”

by Therealalc0h0lism March 7, 2023

Captain Weakbladder

A male or female who has been drinking all night and after their first piss of the night needs to go to the toilet every ten minutes.

Seriously, Are you going to take a leak again?!

I know. I broke the seal an hour ago and now i'm Captain Weakbladder

by Wayne the Truth June 16, 2010