Basement Weasel

a secluded and introverted person with few social skills who hangs around in the basement of either their house or schools.

plural: basement weasels

a group or congregation of said individuals. usually only friends through magic cards or dungeons and dragons.

those damn basement weasels smell funny, and they're blocking the hall to the drama room.

by emily adams September 4, 2006

Cock weasel

a) Someone in general that tries to screw you over in any given situation.

b) A person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves whilst not crediting you.

c) Sexually; may mean someone that tries in anyway possibly to get down someone pants.

d) May be used generally to describe someone that is a cock or tosser.

AN EXAMPLE: "Here you go, all done and dusted, good innit"
" o, yes very good did James R help"
" NO, i did it all"

- whata cock weasel

by James Ripley October 26, 2004

cockiana weasel

Nigga who eats anything that looks like crack, cockaine

Tell that cockiana weasel to stop eating my baking soda, god damn bitch!

by Matt K. May 26, 2003

Cheese weasel

Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin

Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night

by Mrurbandictinary May 13, 2016

Tang Weasel

A guy who hangs around bars and attempts to steal other people's girls. He won't do it in front of the guy, but prefers to wait until the guy goes to the restroom or outside to smoke, before he weasels on up and attempts to steal his poon-tang.

This guy Brandon was at the bar being a total tang weasel.

by NTNTENPIN June 4, 2011

Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013

Butt Weasel

A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.

Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.

by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018