Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.
Friend: "What does your husband do again?"
Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023
Get the candle watchermug. Derogatory term for women who caress/attempt to hug men who are sitting in a dark room playing/watching other men play video games (i.e. Rocket League)
by ih8rocketleague April 2, 2021
Get the Rocket League Watchermug. In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013
Get the table watchermug. to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.
chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!
by brendapat February 22, 2010
Get the pord watchermug. by CLBBBL August 26, 2022
Get the tip watchermug. by Llewell September 15, 2022
Get the Bird Watchermug. The act of sitting on ones dick and hands before masturbation so that it feels like you are just watching someone else get a hand job.
Last night I gave myself the best watcher ever! Im telling you man doing the watcher, just feels like you are watching someone else get a hand job!
by T0XIC H3RO November 1, 2017
Get the the watchermug.