sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 27, 2015

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Don Walrus

One who always has sex being on the bottom due to being overweight, lazy, or entitled like a mafia boss

I heard Jimmy is a regular Don Walrus in the sack which is why hes always single.

This girl is so creative when it.comes to.sex you know Don Walrus ain't happening

by CombatVet134 January 3, 2019

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walrus floss

When you are on the level of obesity where your thong looks like a walrus flossing vigorously.

Yo daves girl has some serious walrus floss going on.
I need to head to the bathroom, I need to fix this walrus floss.

by Aryustusken December 28, 2017

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Walrus (animal)

A graceful and majestic animal that flops around the ocean, kings of the land and sea. They'll crush you, so be sure not to mess with them, you wont know what to do. Best animal of them all. WARLPIRI

Friend: I just swam 100km across the ocean.
Me: Wow you are such a walrus (animal)

by Xxnthx October 5, 2017

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Drunk Walrus

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.

There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)

by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017

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Walrus Rimjob

Your wife has to be large in nature and bathes in the gutters of the street. She then picks you up with work and rewards you with an hour long rimjob in the kitchen while your neighbours watch

Hey Dan and Roy, I got the best Walrus Rimjob last night. I have never felt so much pleasure in my life!

by Hoonigan__88 January 26, 2018

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