lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug. The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Get the Morning Wake Upmug. by Makka Sanders Boy March 27, 2023
Get the Wake it upmug. by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023
Get the Don't Wake Up The Johnmug. .
😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
Get the Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---mug. by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020
Get the Southern Wake Upmug. When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch
by 0007DM November 25, 2021
Get the I have to wake up earlymug.