Chill like a vegetable

To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.
I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable
by Beckman5_01 February 08, 2024
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Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
by DefenderoftheFaith January 07, 2011
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Nick Vegetable

an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.
"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"
by whatafatass November 01, 2016
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You vegetable

It means you do nothing at all apart from eat and game it also mean you have no life at all
by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 06, 2021
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to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.
to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.
by PacifistTrey April 04, 2016
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Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.
Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker
by sellotaperoll June 01, 2011
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Anarcho-Vegetism

Anarcho-vegetism is a dialectic acceleration of the supreme form of anarcho-monarchism: the always celebrated anarcho-maoism. Anarcho-vegetism deterritorializes anarcho-stalinism to reterritorialize it in a xenoimproved version of the maximum outcome of the dialectic development between posadist-demonology and trotzkist-luxembourghism.

The final aufhebung, the lichtung on the plan d'immanence and the always covet left unity is anarcho-vegetism. Here we can find an eternal peace founded on the Union of self-government principalities, the "sayan-soviets", around the worlds.
A friend: "I'm wondering, if anarcho-vegetism is the perfection of communism, how will be the typical person in this kind of society?"

Me, an intellectual: "You have to imagine every person in anarcho-vegetism as a multitude of Vegetas. A body without organ that is the platonic form of Vegeta as the Ubermensch. Vegeta has the perfect balance between the Apollonian and Dionysian Spirit: the will to regulate his training, the pride to guide him towards the Wille zur Macht"
by Meta-communism May 08, 2020
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