there like crusty underwear

You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.

"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'

by stud service July 1, 2011

dumber than a sack of dirty underwear

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.

Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Tight Underwear

1) Stronger than tight.
2) Tighter than normal briefs

Man, thats some tight underwear g4.

by Osamma's Lama November 1, 2004

underwater blowfish

an underwater blowfish is when you fuck a girl so hard and u take your sweat put it in a cup, stick your dick in the cup, have the girl suck your dick so it tastes like salt water and the ocean water..hense underwater...

underwater blowfish

by snacky pack December 14, 2010

underwater cum

underwater cum : the diaphanous squirts and threads of a guy's cumgasm underwater when he's jacking off in the bathtub or in a swimming pool.

I'm always amazed at the amount of underwater cum there is after I blow my load in the pool!

by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021

underwearhead

In a state of abject panic; acting out frantically and aimlessly. Derived from the image of someone running around waving their arms wildly, ricocheting off walls, and yelling gibberish at the top of their lungs, all while wearing underpants on their head.

"If space aliens ever invade, I just know I'll go totally underwearhead."

by Sid Dslaci July 29, 2008

underwear art

when you fart, especialy really wet, loud, or extra bad.

you might not wanna sit there, doughboy was just sitting there and he was making underwear art.

by paksta8827xx December 22, 2008