UK Punjabis are citizens of Britain who are genetically from the Indian State of Punjab. They speak Punjabi and mainly practise either Sikhism or Hinduism. They are known for heavy drinking and amazingly fun weddings.
Person 1: Can you be Punjabi if you are born in Britain?
Person 2: Yhhhh bro, that means you're UK Punjabi!
Person 2: Yhhhh bro, that means you're UK Punjabi!
by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025
Get the UK Punjabimug. Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
Get the Basic white guy (UK)mug. 
Nazis. They don't even try to hide that they're racists anymore, and yet somehow their numbers keep going up inexplicably.
by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death June 21, 2024
Get the Reform UKmug. by Balldicass December 29, 2023
Get the Ukedmug. Tommy: Ah yes love, let me absolutely UK drill you
Sophie: Stick your member into me I do say
Tommy: Good heavens, I'm arriving inside you
Sophie: Absolutely splendid ol' chap, I too have finished
Sophie: Stick your member into me I do say
Tommy: Good heavens, I'm arriving inside you
Sophie: Absolutely splendid ol' chap, I too have finished
by ILikeCheese132 June 1, 2024
Get the UK Drillmug. by Coach KJ November 21, 2021
Get the Caleb Ukmug.