Tumber

Tumber is something that is cool or liked.

Man did you see that backside 540 i nailed the other day. Man that was soooo tumber

by The Quadrant of Doom May 11, 2008

Timber

The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.

Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!

by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009

shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 21, 2006

Justin Timberlake

Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).

Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.

by pop music sucks December 17, 2003

scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"

scissor me timbers we're scissoring!

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

push.tyber

(n)

1. a medium or conductor

2. a conduit or host

"spoken through Push.Tyber herself"

by push.tyber March 21, 2005

Tymberlin

There's already a definition of her-perfect❤. Tymberlin is the sweetest, most caring, and beautiful girl. If you earn the privilage of being her friend, you best keep her around because you'll never be the same without her. She's an amazing athelete, but amazingly pretty at the same time. She'll always be there for you, even if you are upset with each other. She'll love you no matter what!!

love you T!!!
-your best friend, K❤💘💖💜💙💗💝💞💕❣💟💌💓😍😘😘

dang, my bestie Tymberlin is the most amazing person evva!

by idek ok lol May 18, 2019