scissor twister

When two lesbians are ready for some extracurricular activities. If ya know what I mean.

Wow Megan and Jenna are sure ready for some after school scissor twisters.

by Funforall22 February 23, 2017

Ass Twister

In meat man parlance, an Ass Twister is someone who gives the impression of wanting to buy, but in reality has no intention of doing so. Crafty and cunning, these time wasters are a particularly insidious breed of shit breather. Also known as come backs and be backs, the Ass Twister inquires about every item the meat man has to offer, frequently interrupts his presentation with inane questions, wants to run their grimy paws on the merchandise, wants brochures and phone numbers and then refuses to buy because they haven't got two nickels to rub together and they've already blown their allotment of food stamps even though it's only the second day of the month.

Russ: "So, if I make you a deal sweet as pie, can you take these six cases I've got laid out here?"

Shit Breather: "No, but if you come back da fust of da monf, I'll be wif you on dem cases!"

Russ: "You Fucking Ass Twister!"

by Russ and Gus June 1, 2011

Alabama twister

You get a girl and her tongue goes inside your foreskin and twisted around like a swirly

You know your middle school bully you dream about that’s your sister’s tongue that’s a Alabama twister

by Your local nigger March 15, 2019

Omaha Twister

The act of tapping on someone's scrotum from behind in an upwards, supportive motion or delicately cupping them in one's hand and lifting them up towards the phallic shaft.

Donald gave Wes an Omaha Twister in the shower at the gym.

by Ted Lynn Smith August 1, 2003

Pistol Twister

A way to finger a girl, with fingers in the shape of a pistol, two fingers in, using the thumb to rub her clit while making a slight twisting motion with the wrist.

Girl: Oh my god!! That feels so good! What are you doing?
Guy: It's called the pistol twister.

by Hindotmo January 12, 2009

Ghetto Twister

AKA Hand orgy
A game often played by teenagers in which everyone stands in a huge clump and grabs hands with random people so that everyone is holding hands with two different people. Then they players go on to attempt to "untangle" themselves to form a big circle, while never breaking the chain. The goal is to untangle yourself as fast as possible.
*Note: This game may quickly turn awkward. Make sure you're familiar with everyone you are playing with.

Jim: This party is so boring! Who wants to play ghetto twister?
Jill, Bob, Bill, Karen, Rachel: We do!
Jim: Okay. Everyone grab hands! We'll try to untangle ourselves!

by loveydovey_72 January 9, 2011

diddy twister

the practice of grabbing someone (male or female) by the nipple and twisting either clockwise or anti-clockwise until a sufficient level of pain is achieved in the twistee

Grab that madra rua and we'll give him a good diddy twister the filthy knacker

by banjo patterson January 12, 2009