Rhode Island Tuxedo

The prefered mode of dress for native Rhode Island men to be worn in any occasion: job interviews, funerals, running errands, going to the gym, etc. It is comprised of a muscle shirt or wife-beater, athletic pants, white sneakers, and a gold chain. Optional accessories include hair gel.

What are you going to wear to Mark's party? Probably just a Rhode Island Tuxedo.

by redguybluestate July 28, 2011

Reverse Tuxedo Surprise

The art of shitting in a partners mouth, upon which the partner French kisses the shit back into your mouth. The most important factor in which you both are wearing tuxedos. Similar to the art of the reverse snowball.

My friend Christian had a great time at prom last night, I heard his friend gave him the The Reverse Tuxedo Surprise, What a shithead!

by KINGBACHLOVER69 May 3, 2022

holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!

n. a general exclamation used whilst bewildered

(a variation on holy testicle tuesday!)

guy 1 - dude, did you just see like 50 asian guys in tuxedoes walk into T.G.I Fridays just now?!

Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!

by Leesus May 7, 2010

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

North Idaho Tuxedo

Any outfit, or articles of clothing, that are currently free of blood stains

"I saw John at the gas station earlier today, he looked great. Had a North Idaho tuxedo on"

by anonymous May 5, 2025

tuxedo mom

A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.

"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"

by TheKatertot January 23, 2020

Canadian Tuxedo

A sexual act between two males whereby one man ejaculates on the other's neck supine, giving him a pearl necklace. Then, dipping his balls in the semen at the centre of his companions throat, spread the semen into a bow tie shape.

Man, I gave Aaron the best Canadian Tuxedo last night... he loves his formal wear

by Bronson burson August 9, 2025