Rhode Island Tuxedo

The prefered mode of dress for native Rhode Island men to be worn in any occasion: job interviews, funerals, running errands, going to the gym, etc. It is comprised of a muscle shirt or wife-beater, athletic pants, white sneakers, and a gold chain. Optional accessories include hair gel.

What are you going to wear to Mark's party? Probably just a Rhode Island Tuxedo.

by redguybluestate July 28, 2011

Reverse Tuxedo Surprise

The art of shitting in a partners mouth, upon which the partner French kisses the shit back into your mouth. The most important factor in which you both are wearing tuxedos. Similar to the art of the reverse snowball.

My friend Christian had a great time at prom last night, I heard his friend gave him the The Reverse Tuxedo Surprise, What a shithead!

by KINGBACHLOVER69 May 3, 2022

holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!

n. a general exclamation used whilst bewildered

(a variation on holy testicle tuesday!)

guy 1 - dude, did you just see like 50 asian guys in tuxedoes walk into T.G.I Fridays just now?!

Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!

by Leesus May 7, 2010

European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.

Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"

by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022

American tuxedo

When one wears corduroy pants and a corduroy shirt/jacket

Oh hey! Look at Jimmy, he’s wearing an American tuxedo! I

by MoRowe May 11, 2024

Tuxedo Dan

The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.

Do you see that dapper man over there? He’s a tuxedo Dan

by Tuxedo dan November 22, 2021

The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)

The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.

by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011