Tucker Carlson

Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

by shorelines August 17, 2005

Weiner Tucker

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women

Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.

by Gwen Pearson August 06, 2006

Tuckers Law

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt.

dude1: do you have a plan?
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.

by thenumbertwo November 19, 2010

Tucker

A mark ass punk ass pancake ass dude who constantly overreacts about shit that's not important.

"DO YOU HAVE MY MONEY??"
"Yes bro wtf calm down. Stop being such a Tucker all the time. Faggot."

by Theboi March 18, 2017

Craig Tucker

A cynical gay dude who doesn't give a fuck

"Have you heard of Craig Tucker from south park?" - Person 1
"Isn't he the one who doesn't care about anything?" - Person 2
"Ye" - Person 1

by randomidi0t August 07, 2022

Tucker Fucker

New Zealand slang for Tomato Sauce. Coined for its ability to overpower any other flavor of any meal once applied. As well as a way to denounce degenerates that apply it to practically any meal, regardless of whether or not its necessary.

I love Fish and Chips. Pass the Tucker Fucker, bro.

by PsyNZ October 18, 2018

Tucker lacey

Tucker lacy is the definition of a fucking pussy. He has a fat symbol on his dick that says no box allowed. The only pussy he's ever seen is jasmine rous's stretched out pussy. The literal definition of "dirty box"/ "perms sloppy seconds".

Tucker Lacey is addicted to torn up beavah

by Beavah123 April 04, 2023